About theffkid

I've always wanted a blog. Now I have one.

Put This in Your Frame and Hang it!

Whenever I post pictures I usually preface it with “I’m no Ansel Adams but here it goes.” But this time I’d rather save my non-self confidence vote for sharing something more venerable… like the hiakus love letters that I never sent to Nichole Kidman. Moving on I will instead just say enjoy.

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When you are sick of your sister blabbing about nothing what do you do? Go outside and take a picture of course. That’s pretty much what happened here. I went and sat under a tree and just started to shoot.

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Since 2007, I have spent a total of 114 days in Alaska. This was shot in the Eagle River State Park outside of Anchorage. It’s hard to take a bad picture in Alaska.

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Have you ever felt like a tourist when you’re in a local spot and everyone is looking at you funny when you take out your camera? That was the self esteem raping feeling I had when I shot this at Pike Place in Seattle regardless it was an awesome trip (since it was my honeymoon) and got some decent pictures.

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Finally, for now, this is outside our house on top of our landlord’s Dr Pepper machine. I had just found out I could shoot black and white so I was trying it out.

I’m sure you are trying to figure out the theme of this picture collection and let me just save you trying to be philosophical and tell you there isn’t one. Sorry. I hope you liked them and I’ll put up some more (with an overall theme) soon. Until next time…

The Xanga Blog and Michael Jackon is Dead

So I just realized that my old blog probably made absolutely no sense since half of it was chopped off. So I’ll re-post it now, as if you really want to read it. As I’m writing this the news is saying that Michael Jackson has died. What a day of random deathanicity along with Farrah Fawcett. Wait to go you albino moon walking tool for up-deathing one of Charlie’s Angels. Well I ramble some times. Here’s that post. Enjoy… again.

Sup yall? Im just sittin at the computer doin nada. So whats the deal with people who have foot feddishs? (I know I didnt spell that right but get over it lol) I mean come on! Sure the human foot is a genius and interesting apendage, but still think of all of the pooish stuff you have stepped in. I was watchin Jerry Springer last night and this guy thought it was kinky to eat peanut butter and jelly off of his “lovers” foot. (I have lovers in quotation marks because probably the last girl he kissed was his mom.) So the next time you step in dog crap when you are bare foot, think that some pervert thinks that his foot is so cleant that he can eat off of it. You might not care, but someone has to.

The first of a few…

First off…. I’m no perezhilton. I really have no aspirations for this blog to become something famous and by saying that I want this to become huge.

Now that I got that off my chest, you’re probably wondering why my title is The Fotographing Fat Kid, if you werent humor me and show vain interest. This is about my odyssey of a life and the randomness therein. Eventually I’ll put some pictures up for you to gander at. Like every kid who had an Ansel Adams book, I want a landscape photographer and someday I hope to pursue that dream; but for know I’ll keep being happy being a newlywed.

If you have read this far congrats you have paid more attention than me. With that being said I promise this won’t suck forever and I’ll get the hang of this blogging thing. Until then, I thought I would share the first blog I ever wrote with you: my first readers. In 2004, I got a Xanga profile to impress this girl or something but that’s beside the point. Enjoy.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Sup yall? Im just sittin at the computer doin nada. So whats the deal with people who have foot feddishs? (I know I didnt spell that right but get over it lol) I mean come on! Sure the human foot is a genius and interesting apendage, but still think of all of the pooish stuff you have stepped in. I was watchin Jerry Springer last night and this guy thought it was kinky to eat peanut butter and jelly off of his “lovers” foot. (I have lovers in quotation marks because probably the last girl he kissed was his mom.) So the next time you step in dog crap when you are bare foot, think that some pervert thinks that his foot is so cleant that he can eat off of it. You might not care, but someone has to.

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